NOW it's your actual birthday. The 0-90 days of drinking must come to an end. Of course I didn't say you had to drink the whole 0-90 days of birthday holiday leave. You could of stopped long enough to, as a former old co-worker put it, chase some dirty legged road whores.
I should note he always added in the part that you don't actually have to catch them.
Just chase'em around a bit.